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Transgoformerbots RP
Holly: NEGATRON
Amy: WHAT is it, PRIME!?
Holly: negatron, i need a towel
Amy: Have Bumblebee bring you one. I'm sure he'd be honored.
Holly: just tell me where they are 8| btw, do you have any pets? my allergies are acting up
Amy: *sigh* the closet by the bathroom. What, too good to walk around the house naked?
Holly: i haven't showered yet B|
Amy: No, I don't have any pets. Not since the hamster...
Holly: ....GOOD.
Amy: The cat is my roommate. He's not a pet.
Holly: ....well does he have any beer?
Amy: No. The goldfish does, though.
Holly: .............
Amy: the fish is the cat's pet
Holly: ................... that's the most amazing thing i've ever heard 8O
Amy: I know, I was pretty imrpessed.
Holly: does the cat teach it tricks?
Amy: No. He tries, but the fish is just too stupid.
Holly: damn 8/
Amy: Yeah, that would have been cool...
Holly: oh yeah, it would've been AWESOME. You could probably make money off of that. Er, well.. the CAT probably could make money.. er....
Amy: Well, then he'd be able to pay rent. lazy deadbeat
Holly: wait, so the cat buys beer for his pet fish?
Amy: No, I do. at the cat's request of course
Holly: oh.. well, i'm gonna snag one of those beers after i'm done with my shower.
Amy: Be my guest. I paid for them, anyway. If the fish complains, I'll just ignore him.
Holly: also, you need more kleenex
Amy: Really? I thought I'd just bought some...
Holly: well.. i went through it all. allergies.
Amy: O.o Really? You must be horribly allergic to cats
Holly: i'm allergic to your roommate, negatron.
Amy: Ahhh
Holly: ..and possibly his pet
Amy: Are you sure you're not just allergic to Bumblebee?
Holly: you know, i THOUGHT that might be teh case
Amy: 'Cause I could tell him to get a hotel...
Holly: i guess there's only one way to find out. kick out your cat roomie. and his pet. or keep his pet
Amy: But he'doesn't have a job! How will he pay for a hotel? How could you be so heartless Prime?
Holly: there are cats that live in cardboard boxes on teh side of the road, they do it ALL THE TIME! or just send them to my wife. she'd gladly take care of him 9_9 now that i'm not there >3>
Amy: Well there are homeless people who live in boxes on the side of the road, but it's hardly an ideal living situation...
Holly: negatron. i'd think you would enjoy the idea of kicking out your roommate.
Amy: ...well, normally yes
Holly: oh for the love of- TRANSFORM! AND SHOOT THE BASTARD
Amy: but since he makes you miserable, I'm inclined to keep him
Holly: B| i'm drinking your beer. *stomps off to the shower*
Transgoformerbots roleplay
Holly: Negatron.
Amy: What is it, Prime?
Holly: Negatron, have you seen my new bicycle?
Amy: No, of course not. >_>
Holly: Are you sure? It was here just last night...
Amy: Well, I haven't seen it. I don't know where it could have gone.
Holly: Alright. Sorry to bother you. Nice lawn ornament, by the way.
Amy: Yes, thank you. It's new. >X3
Holly: Where'd you get it? I might get one too 8O
Amy: Oh, I- .. Well, I bought the last one, so... ......Bumblebee's a queer, right?
Holly: He's on your side of the fence, you tell me. B|
Amy: Hahahahaha! Point taken. So, how is that friend of yours, the Speaker? The both of you getting on alright, or was it just a one-night stand?
Holly: WHAT?! NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU- IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!! I'M MARRIED, YOU KNOW THAT >8/
Amy: Oh I see how it is... That speaker used you, Prime. It had it's fun, then tossed you aside like a common pleasure-bot. Oh the shame~
Holly: NO! I- YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG! It's not like that... ._.
Amy: Oh, then I guess you won't mind that I told your wife about it while we were chatting over coffee the other day...
Holly: YOU- ...If she kicks me out of the house, it's your couch I'll be sleeping on. >8/
Amy: Well, you'll have to share it with Bumblebee.
Holly: I could just poke him and he'd fall off, lol.
Amy: That's true. But then he'd probably just let you have it, since he likes you so much. But you can just have my room, since I'll be at your house...
Holly: ... You didn't really tell my wife anything, did you? 8|
Amy: ... Well... Why don't you just go talk to her and find out.
Holly: Well maybe I will!!! XP
Amy: Fine! ... I'll get out the guest sheets.
Holly: I brought my pillow ._.
Amy: Generous of her to let you take it. Come in then. Just ignore the pile of mail addressed to you in the corner there...
Holly: Right. B|
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